I Don't Know What To Call This...

    I walked into a cave and I saw Senpai with another girl. I was so mad at Senpai that I killed them both. Unfortunately, there were a couple of witnesses writing this story about me and they called the police. Once the police arrive I ran to hell. Down there, I had fun because I was actually a demon that was forced to stay on earth during the time Senpai was alive. Because I'm in hell now, I like to drink rainbows and dress in pretty princess dresses.

    Satan was mad at me for being a pretty princess, so he kicked me out of hell. Now, my new mission is to obtain the ultimate weapon from God's bedroom. So, I went on my mission, but was stopped when I saw a cute little princess baby, so I thought to myself and decided to kill the baby, which resulted in a unicorn egg. I kicked the unicorn egg, and a tiny baby unicorn fell out, so I used my powers to turn it into a tiny stuffed animal and attached it to my phone.

    So, I went on my mission, but was stopped when I saw a cute little princess baby, so I thought to myself and decided to kill the baby which resulted in a unicorn egg. I kicked the unicorn egg and a tiny baby unicorn fell out, so I used my powers to turn it into a tiny stuffed animal and attached to my phone. I saw a guy stare at me, so I killed him instantly with my dangerous glare. I walked away and reached the ocean, where one of the most dangerous creatures lived... the cuddle fish!

I used my powers to walk on water, and on the other side, I saw... Steve. I wanted to kill him, but my powers didn't seem to work on him. So, I reached into my pocked and grabbed a twenty foot trident and threw it full force at him, but it hit Mike instead. Mike died. Steve disappeared soon after and I had no idea what I was doing anymore. What happened to my life. What was I now?